a fact is a fact (unless it don’t)

15 Feb

come on in, sit and curly

weez got whirly gig what nots

and fiz bomb monster chomp

and all the ladies are looking bling

with their chocolate bracelets and cherry rings

well that is all very well, I suppose

said the squirrel as he gathered yet another nut

but a fact is a fact (unless it don’t)

and I can tell a hog’s tail by it’s tag

and you don’t want to tell no stories while

the dogs are lying still

aww don’t be so worried about your nuts

I crumpled, looking like I might need a leash

it’s sunny in February and all the bread is fresh

I gotta comb out all these beaches and make ‘um straight

ain’t got no time for hopping aboard your freight

and listened to you explain why I can’t eat the fruit

until the time is right.

The squirrel cocked his jacket and polished his socks

all I know is

a fact is a fact (unless it don’t)

and then he cracked his nut

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