thoughts about toilets

28 Mar

i think the network news should be delivered

while sitting on the toilet

“we’re giving you the straight shit!”

could be their motto

anyway……nobody gives a shit

and nobody will ever take any

only toilets are shit friendly

only toilets are honest

of course some children are afraid of toilets

something might reach up and grab them

at their most vulnerable moment

cats sense this

that is way they guard us as we poop

i like toilets sometimes

and sometimes i dread having to “go there”

but i think any serious conversation

should take place on toilets

it’s the only way to get all that shit out


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