Santa’s on his way

22 Dec

in spite of the smart bombs

and the cyberattacks upon his sleigh

Santa’s on his way

it’s a long long way from the north pole

where Santa’s workshop is in danger

of falling into the frigid arctic sea

there have been a few dodgy moments

Rudolph was almost blinded one time

by a laser pointer

and a drone got caught in his antlers

but nevertheless all the good little boys and girls

can rest assured

Santa may not be as agile as in age’s past

but he’s on his way

he’ll be here late in the night

on Christmas Eve

and he will probably leave behind a selfie

(if he can figure out how the silly thing works)


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