11 May

did’ja hear about the man screaming on the plane?

thought he saw snakes, hilarious

or the man who mistook his girlfriend for a light bulb?

and tried to screw her into a socket, hilarious

these days feel like a badly staged vaudeville act

creased and grainy, and all in black and white

the jokes are obvious and don’t get any better

when they are yelled at the top of the comedian’s voice

about as hilarious as a poop sandwich

and just as smelly

i guess everybody is just sitting on needles

waiting for the results of the latest probe

everybody’s in need of a colonoscopy


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